Today might be Wednesday to you, but to me, it’s Apprentice day. Yay! The contestants may no longer call him “Surallen” (he’s a Lord now, you know) but Alan Sugar’s still showing up to teach those rapscallion wannabe business peeps a thing or two. (And boy do they need it, this series more than ever.) Anyhoo, inevitably, ol’ Alan has just released his autobiography about his rise from ‘umble cockney charmer (or something) to Viglen seller, TV star, and peer of the realm. According to the blurb, it’s “forthright, funny and sometimes controversial”.